We in RTC wish to welcome you to our blog.
While you are here, you are expected to obey our rules.
Please note that any infractions are subject to immediate justice actions, up to and including incarceration in one of our many religious prisons or ecclesiastical gulags.
We in RTC conclude by reminding all persons that we are carefully surveilling you.
We in RTC will find your crimes.
We in RTC will ensure that you are either a Scientologist, in prison, or a Scientologist in prison. These are your only options on this prison planet.
Categories: OTVIIIisGrrr8!
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 
Got here first! Can I be the first person in your personal prison? Do I have to donate to project mouse table to be considered for this fine option you’ve presented us Wogs?
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I’m happy not to look at your ugly puss any longer. Maybe I will linger longer and read in-depth. Ya, like you probably changed it back already. You are in your own prison and am happy for you.
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My knowingness and beingness is so tone 4.0 right now.
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Oh mannnn. I knew I was being watched! I am on to you, OTVIII! Grrrrrrrrrrr…
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We in the Bunker and at the Rodeo are pleased to find out that the OSA has a new blog where we Bitter Defrocked Apostates and the Posse of Lunatics are able to expend our Bitchy-ness and Humor-ness and all our other Nesses. We feel most welcome-ness and we shall try our hardest-ness to abide by your rules Sire-ness.
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Ditto to unethical pussiness!
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We in RTC wish to make it quite clear that we are recording everything you and say and it will be used against you in the upcoming RTC Ecclesiastical Tribunals!
We in RTC would conduct the Ecclesiastical Tribunals right now, but we are too busy opening Ideal Orgs.
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Mouse.
Table.
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HEY, wheres the Beef?
You now have a blog and you are not on Comm lines?
This is Entheta.
You are tone 1.1 Liability right now bucko…..
What up?
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Not only that but his clock is wrong too.
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Give hir hell!! Also, please forward 3 oiliness tables at soonest convenience.
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OT8, I am here to change the subject, make you miserable, raise SPness to new levels and remind you of your impending doom. btw, where is Shelly?
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Hey I want to get my oiliness perceptic honed to intergalactic levels. When is the superpowers building gonna open, RTC? Also, I want a burlwood pen. House is Project Mouse Table going?
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OT8, your last name is 9 letters long, correct? I think I can tell who you are, using my immense superpowers. May I look at the man behind the curtain?
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!!!!!!!!!Yes, OT8isGrrrr8!, Yes!!!!!!! Soooo exciting that you have your own blog!!!!
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It’s about time we have you here to bat around your smugness. Who the hell do you think you are? Miss Cabbage? Yeah that’s who you are! Well you’re in for it. Thanks for being here. Bat! Bat! upside the head and between the legs.
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