Fleet Admiral David Miscavige spoke from the dais in the Great Hall of Exact Data and ordered all Scientologists to remain dauntless, defiant, and resolute during this intensely radioactive period of Black […]
CIA satellites using ground penetrating radar located the secret tunnels under Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater. CIA VSD’s (Very Small Drones) were flown in and located the diminutive ecclesiastical leader walking […]
“McDonald’s is a global multibillion dollar and has a clown as a spokesman,” OSA PR Director Ken Delusion noted. “McDonalds has sold billions and billons of hamburgers and has McOrgs everywhere. It […]
Captain David Miscavige’s secret Ouija Board has warned of dangerous times of ahead for the Church of Scientology. For this reason, Scientologists are expected to donate millions of dollars of new money […]
Due to the nonstop tsunami of entheta and Black PR attacks Scientology has been under since 2008 and even earlier, we in RTC knew Spacelord Xenu had escaped from his electronic mountain […]
Attorney Vicki Podberesky will host a Scientology Sex Offender Awareness Clinic at the Celebrity Centre next week said CCI President Dave Predicament. “Scientology sex offenders need to stop sending texts that can […]
The field considered him a steaming pile of squirrel tech. And he was as proven by surveys. Moreover, he secretly knew he was a self-hating, beady-eyed, chain-smoking freak. But right now he […]
A group of pasty white and out-of-shape Scientology Volunteer Ministers from St. Louis are being parachuted into war-torn Rostov, Russia to distribute copies of The Way to Happiness. The VM’s have 100% […]
L. Ron Hubbard business consultant Ken Delusion of Los Angeles has been hired by Anheuser-Busch to handle its crisis management efforts related to the firm’s hiring a transgendered social media influencer to […]
After spending over $1 million dollars each to attain OTIII, three trusted Scientologists were extensively sec-checked and then approved by we in RTC to rake leaves in Seattle. The exact LRH Tech […]
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