“Scientologists are dealing badly with reality these days,” said Ken Delusion. “The Glee of Insanity has set in hard and appears to be permanent. Even OT’s are on the verge of going […]
Scientology Leader Orders Global Disconnection on August 15, 2017
“COB RTC has issued a global disconnection order for Tuesday August 15, 2017,” announced Church spokesman Mr. Ken Delusion. “All Scientologists globally are ordered to disconnect from WiFi, cable, satellite dishes and […]
We in Scientology are not a Cult!
We in Scientology are not a Cult! Plenty of religions have paramilitaries, prisons, beat their clergy & conduct interrogations on members.
Freedom Magazine Exposes the Television Critics Association!
Church of Scientology Rushed to the Hospital Again! Prognosis is Dire!
After hearing that the A&E show Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath won the TCA award for Outstanding Achievement in Reality Programming, the Church of Scientology collapsed on the pavement and was […]
Are You a Tough Angry Sonofabitch? If so, Scientology Wants You!
We in the Church of Scientology are the world’s fastest growing religion. Our growth continues to skyrocket uncontrollably as billions of thetans clamor for Scientology goods and services like never before. But […]
Anthony Scaramucci Appointed as New Executive Director of Scientology Media Productions
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige is pleased to announced the appointment of Mr. Anthony Scaramucci as the new Executive Director of Scientology Media Productions,” said Ken Delusion at the regular Monday press […]
Scientology & Disconnection
The Church of Scientology is pleased to announce its newest venture: Theta Movers. This full service moving company is here to service all your moving needs when OSA has ordered you to […]
Church of Scientology Demands that All Reporters & Other SP’s Be Fired!
We in Scientologists Taking Action Against Discrimination demand the following: 1. All reporters who have ever have written any entheta about Scientology be fired for being bigots and haters. 2. All filmmakers […]
Scientology Media Productions Collapses; Rushed to Intensive Care Unit
Scientology Media Productions collapsed today on a sidewalk and was rushed to the Hollywood Religious Hospital by paramedics. “SMP’s prognosis is grim,” said staff specialist Dr. Metah Bolic. “My colleagues report that […]
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