“Heading into negotiations with the violent and insane leader of North Korea, President Trump felt he needed a far more violent and insane American to serve as Secretary of State for what […]
The Doctors of Scientology Mark C. Rathbun and Allen “Alanzo” Stanfield have joined forces to create Marty & Alanzo’s Deprogramming Services. “Marty & Alanzo’s Deprogramming Services specializes in deprogramming Anti-Scientologists,” said Dr. […]
We at Scientology Media Productions are proud to announce our launch television series: Scientology Man: The New Super Hero for the 21st Century. Scientology Man is everything a Scientologist in good standing […]
We in Scientology love our e-meters and we love our AR-15’s — and Samantha Bee is an SP!
“We in Scientology have long warned the public that reading the OT materials without proper preparations will cause a person to freewheel through their implants, catch pneumonia, and die,” said Church spokesman […]
We in Scientology are, as you feared, jackbooted thugs! And we’re taking over America! Even now our forces are sweeping out across the land. Surrender or be exiled to Canada! You have […]
My name is Charles Stickley. Contrary to rumors, half-truths, and wild-eyed confabulations, I alone am the author of the book Brain-Washing: A Synthesis of the Russian Textbook of Psychopolitics. I first met […]
Thanks to improved technology, the new False Data Spreader 47X from Psych Industries — the trusted name in Psychiatric Suppression supplies and implanting equipment for over 150 years — works 1500% faster […]
* My failed purposes have failed in their purposes to stop me. Hence, I am becoming more prosurvival everyday. * For Scientology Volunteer Ministers, a disaster is an opportunity waiting to happen. […]
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