“Pictures don’t lie,” said Valley Ideal Org Executive Director Ken Delusion. “Our Org is leaning. The entire building slopes towards Burbank Blvd. “This sloping of the building interfered with yesterday’s meeting of […]
“Scientology’s straight up and vertical expansion over the years has created a crisis of excess carpeting and floor space,” declared ED Daphne Dimwit of the San Fernando Valley Ideal Org. “The carpet […]
“Declaring the internet to be proveable bullshit, we in the Scientology Sea Org are preparing to wage war against rationality, reason, sanity, and all other manifestations of the internet,” declared Fleet Admiral […]
Pastor Ernest Angley is reaching out to you today. He wants you stop wasting your time attacking Scientology and wants you to reach out for Jesus. In fact, why don’t you just […]
“2019 will be better than ever,” enthused actress Allison Mack from Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida. “Scientology helped me realize that NXIVM is a horrible cult and that Keith Raniere is […]
Thanks to the Science of Scientology, you can now call the dead. This has been a problem in the past as the dead live in space far beyond the Van Allen Radiation […]
Los Angeles Superior Court David Miscavige Plaintiff v. Leah Remini A&E Walt Disney Corporation The Ghost of Walt Disney All Annual Disney Passholders The Total Viewership of A&E John Does 1 – […]
Scientology TV’s new reality show is called On the Road with Dave. Starring COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige, the show follows Dave around as he tours Ideal Orgs and talks to ordinary […]
Having conquered the Nation of Islam, Scientology ecclesiastical leader now wants all Costco shoppers to become Scientologists. Therefore, a special $2,500 Dianetics Starter Kit — which includes a pair of binoculars to […]
We in RTC have caught some thieving Christians stealing patented Scientology intellectual property. The copper bracelet shown above will be Exhibit A in our lawsuit which asks for ten billion dollars in […]
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