“Social welfare programs that give billions of dollars to poor people are bigoted and hateful because they discriminate against Scientologists,” declared the new STAND League Executive Director Mr. Ken Delusion. “For too […]
Scientology’s Ed Parkin droned on at length today to a group of equally dimwitted and boorish rented clergymen who were paid to listen. “Wog clergyman are easy to dupe,” chuckled Parkin. “If […]
I pretty much live in jeans pic.twitter.com/qHWLZEaji2 — Marisol Nichols (@marisolnichols) February 13, 2019
We in RTC were shocked — shocked we say — when wog journo Tara Brown of 60 Minutes Australia recently showed up unannounced at Gold Base! Worse, she had journo Tony Ortega […]
Executed in 1841 for a decade-long crime spree which included pushing seventy people to their deaths from the heights of the Aqueduto das Águas Livres (Aqueduct of the Free Waters), the severed […]
The forces of Psychiatric Suppression have conspired to create global warming. The oceans are rising and a great global flood will soon destroy everyone. Everyone that is except those aboard the Scientology […]
I________________________________ hereby covenant and contract with the Church of Scientology International (the Church) to be a speaker at the Church’s Interfaith Event to be held at ___________________________ on the date of __________________. […]
We in the Scientology Office of Special Affairs have disguised our low IQ colleague Ed Parkin as Mr. Peanut. We have done this because the real Mr. Peanut attacked the Church of […]
“With anti-religious bigots running loose everywhere across the world, all Scientologists are expected to buy and use the new religious bigotry alarm button,” said Rev. Ken Delusion, Director of Religious Bigotry Prevention […]
Watching the @Scientology ad like… pic.twitter.com/iCnkfmTS8l — Mr. Peanut (@MrPeanut) February 4, 2019 We in Scientology are outraged that Mr. Peanut would engage in religious bigotry and hatred! What would Mickey do?
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