STAND League Member Ed Parkin Disguises Himself as Mr. Peanut

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We in the Scientology Office of Special Affairs have disguised our low IQ colleague Ed Parkin as Mr. Peanut. We have done this because the real Mr. Peanut  attacked the Church of Scientology during last weekend’s Super Bowl Twitter insanity.

Only haters and bigots fueled by Psych drugs would attack Scientology which is humanity’s only hope of salvation.

Therefore, while disguised as Mr. Peanut, we will have Ed commit various crimes for which the real Mr. Peanut will be arrested and imprisoned. We in Scientology are not the police but we are slowly teaching the unholy a lesson: Fuck with us and we will destroy you.

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  1. I love peanuts & now this Edwin Parkin interloper has gone and snatched Mr, Peanuts Nut body and swooped down to inhabit it! Well, Mr Fake Nut I happen to know where there is an infinitely Huge nutcracker & if that does not finish you in the immortal words of Firesign Theater “ Don’t crush that dwarf ( peanut ) , hand me the pliers “! Lol XXOO OT8😍

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  2. Ed Parkin has been eating rice and beans for months. As a consequence, Ed has been farting in his peanut costume at a prodigious rate. He is now quite bloated, corpulent, and reeks of his noxious sulfurous emissions.

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