The forces of Psychiatric Suppression have conspired to create global warming. The oceans are rising and a great global flood will soon destroy everyone.
Everyone that is except those aboard the Scientology Ark!
Berthing is limited to 1,000 First Class cabins. $100,000,000 each.
Only the able need apply.
Please telex to the Scientology Ark Services Office (SASO) in Belgrade for details.