Dr. L. Ron Hubbard has returned to Earth from Target 2 to help guide Scientology organizations through their darkest hours.
“By mere observation I have seen that David Miscavige has become worse than incompetent,” Dr. Hubbard noted. “He has blown his post and is offlines hiding out from the problems he has created for himself and Scientology. He has no confront, drinks to excess, and has mired Scientology in endless legal problems and felonies.”
“Miscavige cannot clear the phlegm from his throat let alone clear this planet.
I have therefore relieved Miscavige of command and ordered him onto the RPF’s RPF. Miscavige has become so aberrated, squirrel, and wog in his ways that he has refused auditing since 1995. I discovered this personally after reading his pc folders which contain all matter of lurid blood, sex, and actual crime.”
“In the short term I will be running Scientology as ED/INT from my office in St. Hill. A replacement will be appointed soon, and no, it will not be that asshat Tom Cruise.”