“Wogs are unbelievably stupid and incapable,” said Ken Delusion, Executive Director of Scientology Public Safety Programs. “Only we in Scientology know how to do anything. We are the experts on the mind, on the right way to clean windows, and so on and so forth.”
“Wogs don’t even know how to properly wash their hands. Wog stupidity is the reason why we in Scientology printed and distributed millions of booklets instructing people how to properly wash their hands, how to wear masks and gloves, and how to engage in social distancing.”
“As part of our expanded public safety program, we in Scientology are distributing ten million coat hangers that warn people not to swallow coat hangers. The coat hangers bear the Scientology name to remind wogs that we are their friends. We’re doing this because we care and you’re welcome,” Delusion stated with his chirpy trademark Tone 40 certainty.
Ken for the Feedom Medal of Valor! I insist! I literary had served myself for dinner tonight a coat hanger on toast and was about to consume this keto diet themed dinner till I read Ken’s wise words. I shall be reporting to my nearest org with wallet in hand. Thank you Ken and COB
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Ken Delusion gets more deluded ! I love the double meaning , do not swallow Scientology along with the coat hangers ! 😝🤑
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I am surprised there is no disclaimer from the Church about not being responsible for a rise in vehicle thefts.