US Navy F-18 Super Hornets tracked a mysterious UFO recently. A follow up investigation determined that the aerial vehicle was Scientology leader David Miscavige fleeing the service of subpoena in several cases in which he is named as a defendant.
High-def footage taken by the F-18’s was declassified today. Miscavige can clearly be seen cackling as he eludes justice.
“Miscavige seems unaware that he has been served through the Secretary of State’s office,” said a legal representative. “He can fly away on his broomstick all he wants, but we will depose this pompadoured scofflaw. Justice will be served.”