Classified: The 2016 relaunch of Battlefield Earth has sold only 122 copies.
Galaxy Press is hereby assigned the condition of CONFUSION.
COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered all Scientologists to immediately purchase 1,000 copies of Battlefield Earth or face a face-ripping Comm Ev!
We in Scientology cannot allow the likes of Leah Remini and Ron Miscavige to reach the top of the New York Times bestseller list while Battlefield Earth languishes at 43,935 on Amazon.
The statpush is on! Get out there and max out your credit cards to make Battlefield Earth boom!