Captain Ken Delusion strode disgustedly from the men’s room in the music studio at Gold Base and yelled “Urine Command!”
Ensign Stayta Kleer who was standing nearby in the empty hallway replied, “Thank you for recognizing my skill sir! I’m ready to be in command!”
“What?” Delusion said.
“You said that I’m in command.”
“Are you not duplicating? I said ‘Urine Command.'”
“Yes, got it sir. You said ‘You’re in Command!’ And I am ready to be in command.”
“No, Kleer no! I didn’t say you were in command. I was calling for Urine Command to handle the flapping pee sit in there.”
At this point COB and his entourage walked onto the scene. COB barked, “Who are you?” at the Ensign.
“Sir, I’m Stayta Kleer.”
COB screamed “%$#$&%^* I didn’t ask your processing state. I asked who you were! What is your post?”
“Sir, I’m in command and I’m Stayta Kleer!”
“Delusion, &%^$^* what is going on with this CICS ‘State of Clear’? And why is she in command? I thought you were in command of this area!? Do I need to RPF you for hats not wearing?”
“Sir,” Delusion replied, “She is Stayta Kleer but she’s not in command.”
“I don’t give a rat’s ass if she’s a Clear! And of course she’s not in command!” COB screamed. “I’m in command!”
“Yes sir, you’re in command. But Stayta Kleer’s misunderstood is that I said ‘Urine Command.'”
“Of course I’m in command and YSCOHB!” COB yelled as he turned and walked into the men’s room to relieve himself. Whereupon, he was shocked and aghast and in total horror to see pee on the men’s room floor!
“Delusion!” COB yelled as he walked out of the men’s room. “There’s pee on the floor in there!”
“Yes sir. Urine command!” Delusion yelled.
“Yes, you told me that already sir,” said Stayta Kleer.
“You’re not in command!” COB shrieked at Kleer. “Delusion, stop staying Ensign Kleer is in command! I’m in command and I’m ordering you to handle this gross Out Tech pee sit now, now, now!”
“Immediately sir!” Delusion then yelled with stern Tone 40 command intention, “Urine Command!”