“The protests must stop!” declared Mr. Ken Delusion, Commanding Officer of Scientology Friendliness Services at the Great Palace of Auditing in Los Angeles.
“How are we in Scientology supposed to celebrate Human Rights when four SP’s are out on the street protesting our voluntary Disconnection policy, child labor practices, sec checks, RPF, and our many other life-affirming pro-family ecclesiastical practices?”
“We in Scientology are very friendly,” stated Delusion. “However, we will not hesitate to use our armed mercenaries or vicious guard dogs against these savage and wildly enthetatastic protesters whose protest signs and suppressive Suppression threaten the case gain and Bridge progress of every single Scientologist on the Planet!”
“As auditing refusenik Dr. Miscavige has warned us, Suppression can sabotage one’s progress at any and every level of the Bridge from Clear to OT. These SP’s can literally destroy years or decades of case gain and incinerate millions of dollars in auditing, case cracking, and even the state of OTVIII just by walking down the public sidewalks in front of our Orgs. SP’s are savagely vicious and dangerous and must be stopped!” roared Delusion in a purple rage of angry histrionics and hysteria that reminded many of Captain David Miscavige.