We in RTC wish to point out that this is how Vladimir Putin handles Suppressive Persons. This clearly proves that Scientology is not as bad as Russia. Sure, some people in Scientology […]
Scientology: Not as Bad as Russia
Church of Scientology Sues QAnon for Infringing Its Copyrights on Selling Fear & Conspiracy Porn
“We in the Church of Scientology are furious with QAnon!” roared Ken Delusion. “Selling paranoia and fear and implaning people is Scientology’s core business market,” Delusion emphasized. “QAnon has no goddamned business trying to cut into our lucrative Fear and Porn market.
Scientology’s New Year’s Resolutions
We in the Church of Scientology firmly resolve to be a fully Ideal Church in every way in 2018. We therefore make the following resolutions: 1. We will raise all prices 4000% […]
Scientology Russia
Filthy Godless Russian Communists Attack Church of Scientology
Godless Russian leader and SP Vladamir Putin today attacked the Scientology religion. It happened in Moscow when Putin had his kangaroo court rule that Scientology is a business and not the world’s […]
Church of Scientology to Replace Russia in G8
Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman today announced planetary-changing news in the Grand Hall of Exact Data. “Party comrades, I am pleased to inform you that the Church of Scientology has been selected to […]
Scientology Leader Puts in Ethics on Boris Putin, Saves Ukraine
Church of Scientology Peoples Commissar Captain David Miscavige has once again saved the world from war and disaster. He did so by sending 3,000 copies of The Way to Happiness to Ukraine. […]
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