The Principality of Drinkwater Island is issuing Diplomatic Credentials to global ecclesiastical and religious leaders.
This free service is provided to help global ecclesiastical and religious leaders in their vital and planetary-changing work.
Why do you need this important new free credential?
The answer is simple: If the authorities ever stop or challenge you or your religious group about any unsavory activities, brutality, harassment, or money-hustling cons in which you are engaged, simply present your credentials while screaming self-righteously at the top of your lungs, “How dare you attack my religion! I am a global ecclesiastical and religious leader! Now get out my way or I will have to have my 191 attorneys sue you and order my followers make your life a living hell!”
This strategy has worked very well for the Church of Scientology and its leader for decades — and now it’s your turn to be a Scientology-like global ecclesiastical and religious leader!
Instructions: Add your name and photo to the Diplomatic Credentials. The font for adding your name is monotype corsiva.
Armed with her new official credentials, Church of Scientology global ecclesiastical and religious leader Commander Jenny Linson of LAX Squadron 7 — aka JennyAtLAX — is now ready to engage hundreds of SP’s at LAX:
Go for it JennyAtLAX!