Kevin Trudeau gives you a secret special briefing that is almost as good as a special confidential IAS briefing. The only difference between Kevin Trudeau and the IAS is that Kevin is presently serving time in prison after being convicted for his criminal nonsense.
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IAS your future awaits…with Kevin already settled in you and all your friends will be right at home in the fraud floor of the prison.Kev will leave the light on.
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Hang in there, Kev. Life is cyclically rewarding. Look at this way:
You’re an asshole. You join a Brotherhood. You exit the Brotherhood.
You enter prison. You meet a new Brotherhood. You’re an asshole with a purpose.
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Oh that Kevin and his tall tales. Anyone who’s anybody is a member of SuperSecretSocietyNetwork.com. Those dregs in SecretSocietyNetwork.com fetch us drinks and draw our baths.
Kevin never could resist a good scam though. But I suppose that’s why he’s now riding bareback in the buggery brigade for the next 10 years isn’t it?
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Kevin Trudeau should have joined Scientology a long time ago and learned all the secret secrets of how to be, do or have anything anyone could ever imagine. He would have been a lot happier and a lot wealthier now, if only he had followed all of LRH´s secret rules and instructions. Moreover he would have been a member of “The Most Ethical Group on the Planet” – and stayed out of prison!
When will he ever learn?
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From what I’ve heard he actually was a member a while back (90’s maybe?) doing services in L.A. His book “Natural Cures “They” Don’t Want You to Know About” actually promoted Dianetics as one of those “cures”.
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Sign the cheque with invisible secret ink 😉
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The only difference then is that Kevin needed better lawyers, right?
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This is off topic, but I seem to miss the new http://scientologymoneyproject.com/ in the list of references under “Criminal Internet Sites Banned by We in RTC”. I’m sure that is a choice COB has well thought through.
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