We in RTC have an arm that hurts. We cannot possibly go to court. And we definitely cannot be served a subpoena as our arm prevents us from reaching out to accept […]
We in RTC Can’t Go to Court: Our Arm Hurts!
Scientology DOGE: “Deport Obsolete Genetic Entities”
Scientology today announced its mandatory euthanasia program designed to eliminate non-contributing Scientologists from this planet. The program is called Deport Obsolete Genetic Entities, or Scientology DOGE. “If a Scientologist can no longer […]
Church of Scientology to Assign 5,000 Sea Org members to fight for Russia.
“Burdened by the overhead costs of an excess 5,000 out exchange Sea Org members in a economic down cycle, i.e. a statcrash of magnitudes caused by the forces of suppression, Fleet Admiral […]
Curious? Come into Your Nearest Scientology Org for a Free Thetan Scan!
We in Scientology understand that people are curious about us. We get it. That’s why we’re offering free thetan scans to the public at our Orgs! Our thetan scan will reveal secrets […]
David Miscavige Furious After Being Excluded from the Trump-Biden Pardon Parade; Charges Religious Bigotry and Will Sue for $500 Billion!
Scientology religious leader David Miscavige is furious after not receiving a pardon during the Biden-Trump Pardon Parade of January 20, 2024. “As the world’s preeminent religious leader, Mr. Miscavige is even more […]
Ron’s New Year Greeting from Target 2 to Earth Scientologists
David Miscavige and Heaven’s Gate Leader Marshall Herff Applewhite Come to Blows on FoxNews; Fistfight Ensues in Studio!
When Cult Leaders argue on Christmas Day, bad things can and do happen! The tiny terror midget David Miscavige of Scientology infamy hurled his meat body at Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Herff […]
Report from Target 2: L. Ron Hubbard Celebrates Christmas
Target Two is a planet that has remained exactly like America in the 1950’s for over 20 million years. L. Ron Hubbard and his two wives, Wilhelmina and Magda, are celebrating a […]
COB’s Special 2025 Speech to All Scientologists
“As we are assembled here today to celebrate the epic accomplishments of the last many decades of time which are but a brief breath in eternity, we pause to take note that, […]
Temu Scientology Launched to Lure Budget-Minded Conspiracy Theorists & Other Frugal Cultists into Scientology
In his efforts to make Scientology more affordable than ever, David Miscavige today announced the launch of Temu Scientology, the centerpiece of which is an $8.88 e-meter. “This new Temu e-meter is […]
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