“White men who smoked cigarettes, embezzled money, and knew how to make women keep their big mouths shut and obey the rules is what made the Church of Scientology great in the 1950’s,” Ken Delusion announced at a recent Flag Land Base event.
The event was called “A Return to the 1950’s When White Scientology Men Smoked; Got Drunk Everyday; Stole Money; Bossed Women Around; and Went OT!” The event was pure LRH and was a celebration of what made Scientology great.
“It goes far beyond white privilege,” Delusion explained. “What we’re talking about here are real Scientology Super Powers: Swinging dicks and testosterone amped up by old-school nicotine, booze, amphetamines, misogyny, and the Tech!”
“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige says we need need white men who smoke and dominate women to make Scientology great again!” Delusion emphasized. “And COB has shown leadership by locking his wife away for the past 15 years to keep her from yapping and nattering and cramping his style as the premiere global ecclesiastical leader on this planet!”
“COB is sick and tired of panty-waisted dilettante OT’s like Grant Cardone who let their wives shove them around! Grant is such a pathetic wimp that he dons a ‘his and hers’ elf costume when Elena orders him to do so! FFS, COB never, ever, ever, ever wants to see such unmanly and embarrassing behavior again from a white male OT!”