We in the Religious Technology Center are busy, busy, busy handling planetary emergencies. We sometimes even have to handle off-planet emergencies, e.g. the Implanters Union #47 is on strike again at the Mars implanting stations. What’s wrong with those fuckers? Ten cents an hour is all we in Scientology pay anybody except for our wog lawyers. If the Martian implanters don’t like it they can go work for some other religion. What’s that you say? No other religion uses implanters? Well then it looks like you’ll have to take our deal or starve!
Being so busy, we in RTC are sick and tired of hearing this same complaint over and over from Scientology Orgs:
Your local IDEAL Scientology org has an even more critical emergency!! It’s the “we sent all our income to COB so now we can’t pay the utility bills, and can’t even pay for toilet paper” emergency!!
Why do staff members at downstat Orgs constantly whine about having no electricity and no toilet paper? The fact is that your lack of havingness is because you pulled it in due to LOW OR NO PRODUCTION! It’s right there in policy! It’s not our job in RTC to see that your asses are wiped or that you have electricity so stop with the hat dumping! It’s your job to MAKE IT GO RIGHT! No more nattering or you will be beaten!
The STPE Triangle clearly shows that production is what makes it all happen. If Scientology staff members want auditing, toilet paper, and electricity then they need to produce and bring in money. In other words, “Coffee is for closers!”
As I was laughing about the STPE triangle, I read “ coffee is for closers “ & I realized how much of OT8’s brilliant report, I lived when in Sea Org. Especially “ you pulled it in due to low or no production “ And Make It Go Right. If I had money for every Time I heard that Command, I could help alot more people than I ever did as a Reg! 💌
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>No more nattering or you will be beaten!
Is that a special beating by COB? Or just a regular Sea Org beating?