Emergency Order to all Scientologists from RTC!

This evening all Scientologists are ordered to report to their Orgs to watch COB’s epic 1993 “The War is Over” event. Failure to report for mandatory viewing will result in an SP Declare. Warning: Any Scientologist caught watching Leah Remini’s A&E show will be beaten, declared, re-beaten, re-declared, overboarded, keelhauled, and may never receive any Scientology services for all of eternity + one billion years.


 

4 responses to “Emergency Order to all Scientologists from RTC!

  1. While you are at it, send Davey those pictures of dead presidents your parents keep in their dresser.

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  2. Wee Davey is afraid of Leah!! COB is a COWARD and a liar.

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  3. NEW PRESS RELEASE: Scientology Media Productions announces the production of “Lee Reheminy.”
    Lee Reheminy is a drug addicted, alcoholic, transvestite, pedophile, serial killer, con man, wife beater, drug dealer, violent sociopath, illegal alien, rapist, thief, liar, alcoholic (did we say that twice, he really likes to drink), embezzler, who runs a dog fighting ring out of an orphanage/brothel, that would like to re-start his career in he-she porno movies. Kirstie Alley and Jenna Elfman will serve as executive producers. No start up date as of now, we just felt the need to get this press release out today.

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