HowdyCon Pronounced an Illegal Criminal Assembly

Dangerous.ALien

— TO BE READ ALOUD TO THE ILLEGALLY ASSEMBLED HOWDYCON CRIMINAL ASSEMBLY BY THE DESIGNATED SP IN CHARGE—

Acting in his capacity as Imperial Galactic Interstellar Emperor, RTC Chief Inquisitor, and Space Warlord, Mr. David Miscavige today pronounced HowdyCon an illegal criminal assembly.

Actual investigation has determined HowdyCon to be awash in criminals, Suppressive Persons, bitter defrocked apostates, jokers and degraders, agents of Big Pharma, Marcabs, Helotrobes, Venutian freight locomotive operators, squirrels, communists, troublemakers, freethinkers, Trotskyite wreckers, diversionaries, saboteurs, and shadowy agents from the nebulous fringes of the internet.

Imperial Galactic Interstellar Emperor Miscavige has dispatched Bloviating Orbital Gasbag John Travolta to confront and shatter suppression at HowdyCon:

4 responses to “HowdyCon Pronounced an Illegal Criminal Assembly

  1. the acting” Mind blowing!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. MostEthicalPimp

    What no farsecian psychiatry?? Oh, maybe, I’m the only one and I didn’t make it.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Mr. Miscavige, you forgot rock slammers and ratbrains, No Kerbango for you.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. All SPs stand tall, except the short ones. They stand short. But proud, real proud.

    Venutian freight locomotive operators belong to Casey Jones Chapter of the Interstellar Engineers of America. Because, well, America.

    Cue the Greatful Dead, Casey Jones……

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