Data collected by experts at the Scientology University of Science conclusively proves that the Earth’s poles will shift within the next 6-8 weeks. When the pole shift occurs virtually all life on Earth will be destroyed by violent hurricane-force winds, volcanoes, earthquakes, and floods. Those few pinks who survive will be eaten alive by hordes of marauding Subgenius.
The only safe place will be the Church of Scientology’s Antarctica Ice Station #9 which, after the pole shift, will be located in the same sunny and pleasant latitude as Los Angeles.
The ultimate survivalist compound, Ice Station #9 will become the center of the new post-pole-shift Scientology Civilization. This will be a Civilization built upon ethics, justice, and fairness.
Fleet Admiral David Miscavige and Vice Admiral Tom Cruise have already relocated to Antarctica Ice Station #9.
There is room for only 500 more Scientologists. Bedrooms can be purchased for as low as $7,000,000. This price includes one year of meals in the cafeteria and one hot shower per week.
Act now before the world ends!