Are you a wealthy Scientology parishioner in good standing with the Church?
Do you have a problem child or children?
If so, then the Scientology Africa Problem Child Organization (SAPCO) stands ready to serve you. Here’s how it works:
1. Donate for one Ideal Org in Africa per problem child + $15,000 USD per month in expenses.
2. Your problem child is shipped into Africa on a Scientology Religious Worker’s Visa. Whereupon, you can forget that this child ever existed. He or she is no longer your problem. This leaves you free to go up your Bridge and run your group of companies. Your money and Bridge, after all, are senior to any second dynamic considerations.
3. Your child is kept inside a Scientology compound where he or she is minded by tough hand-selected OT’s who tolerate no backflash. These compounds have been personally approved by COB RTC David Miscavige and are guarded 24/7 by local mercenaries.
4. Outside of the COB-approved Scientology compound is a very dangerous environment. Spoiled rich children are far too terrified to leave the compound and venture outside, particularly when they have no money. And then there are the mercenary guards. Moreover, no phones or internet connections are allowed. On the other hand, SAPCO compounds are Tech-rich and feature a running program and a full Basics and Congresses library.
5. Any misbehavior is ruthlessly handled using highly successful Tech proven effective by Scientology OT Wally Hanks: