Actress Elisabeth Moss Joins Scientology’s Elite “Fuck You” Club COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has determined that celebrities pose too many risks to Scientology. Therefore, COB decrees the following: 1. Thanks to […]
RTC Secret Memo: Celebrities
Caved In Weakling Scientologists Engaging in Deindexing Stories from Google
It has been brought to our attention in RTC that Scientology OT’s are having articles about their involvement in Scientology deindexed (removed) from Google. This is a very BAD INDICATOR that means […]
Church of Scientology to Become Speedo Cult
After watching Holy Hell, the new documentary about the Buddha Field cult, COB RTC David Miscavige had a epiphany: The Church of Scientology needed to be reinvented as a Speedo Cult. Accordingly, […]
Big Beings Being Big Magazine
We at Scientology Media Productions, on behalf of COB RTC David Miscavige, are pleased to launch our inaugural edition of Big Beings Being Big magazine, the new monthly journal for OT’s. Get […]
Amazonology: The World’s Fastest Growing Religion!
Bloomberg Business today announced that Amazonology has officially passed Scientology as the world’s fastest growing religion. Ned Jacobs, Senior Editor of Bloomberg’s Religious-Capitalism Fusions Unit, reported that Amazonology eclipsed Scientology last week […]
Scientology Pharmaceutical Billionaire Bob Duggan to Sell Sea Org Members
Scientology OT and billionaire Bob Duggan has the Midas touch. Having just made $3.55 billion dollars selling his pharmaceutical company Pharmacyclics to a wog drug company, Duggan realized just how much money […]
Violent and Abusive Scientology Juvenile Delinquent Sent from US to Africa
Scientology Africa Problem Child Organization (SAPCO) has, once again, preserved sanity and peace in America by placing a particularly vicious and insane American juvenile delinquent with an OT family in Johannesburg. “D” […]
Scientology Africa Handling “Problem Children” For Wealthy Scientology Parishioners
Are you a wealthy Scientology parishioner in good standing with the Church? Do you have a problem child or children? If so, then the Scientology Africa Problem Child Organization (SAPCO) stands ready […]
IAS Bowling Tournament Winners Announced!
“The recent IAS couples bowling tournament here at Theta Lanes was a smashing success,” gushed ED IAS Bowling Operations Dr. Eldon Weiner. “And while this was a competitive tournament, COB didn’t count […]
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