COB RTC David Miscavige has a giant new Scientology circus tent on the way to Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida.
This giant new circus tent is much like the gay and festive tent used for COB’s mass-implanting events at St. Hill:
While COB’s giant new Scientology circus tent is big, the question is this:
Will there be room for you?
With millions of new people joining the Church of Scientology everyday, our Ideal Orgs are filling up faster than Wal-Mart stores selling discount ammo!
The bottom line is this: Unless you’re at least a Patron Blovatius ($1,000,000), there will be no room for you inside of the new Flag Ideal Tent!
What we in RTC ask you is this: Where can you get your hands on $1,000,000 this weekend?
Here are some ideas that can help:
* Sell all unnecessary MEST items — and this includes your house — and donate the proceeds to the IAS.
* Borrow as much money as possible from friends and family and then donate to the IAS to guarantee yourself a highly coveted seat in the Flag Ideal Tent. And the good news here is that with COB’s new “Loan Forgiveness Program” you will never have to repay these loans!
* If your employer has some unused money laying around in bank accounts, borrow it with the postulate to repay it. Donate this borrowed money to the IAS.
* Sell your newborn baby through the Ideal Org Baby Farm program and receive 20% of the sale price.
Dr. Eldon Weiner of Freedom Magazine said today, “Don’t make COB wrong: Those Scientologists who are too downstat to afford a seat inside the new Flag Ideal Tent will still be able to see COB’s events.”
“Flag Land Base is erecting a series of new Inflatable Ideal Orgs to service those parishioners who are not yet in the ‘Million Dollar Club.’ So yes, the poor Scientologist can take comfort in the fact that inflatable Theta is here and they will be able to watch COB’s speeches from inside of a plastic Scientology church!”