A Study of Pseudo-Sea Orgs in Galactic Religious History
Massimo Introvigne, P.S.C.A.
CESNUR

In this paper we examine how the Jesuits stole and copied Dr. L. Ron Hubbard’s Sea Org as have all other religious orders. This was possible because Dr. Hubbard created the Sea Org four quadrillion years ago at 8:32:42 AM on a heavy gravity planet. Thus, by past life recall, Ignatius Loyola and other pretenders have created religious orders and never credited Source…

A beefy and hardened criminal named Justin Craig now proposes to create Sea Org 2.0 Earth. Craig’s proposed pseudo-Sea Org is a species of cultish impostorism (impostorismo settario) and is typical of covert Xenuites who seek to squirrel, alter, pervert, or otherwise tamper with infallible Scientology Technology in violation of KSW…

Craig’s attempts to trick people have fooled fully 22.5% of active IAS-owned and indentured Scientologists due to their innate gullibility and the fact that Craig’s writings bear an uncanny and eerie similarity to Dr. Hubbard’s. This has now become a contagion of aberration according to senior RTC officials.

“If Justin Craig continues to defraud Scientologists by use of his admittedly clever schemes and perfidious machinations,” warned RTC I/G Ethics Mr. Ken Delusion, COB will take decisive actions during his few sober waking hours per day.

“In the interim, COB’s assclown wog lawyer Jeff Riffer has fired off a cease and desist letter to Justin in his prison cell demanding that he stop selling this particular item which has fooled even Tom Cruise and Trish Duggan and which, as a consequence, has cost the IAS tens of millions of dollars in misdirected donations: