Scientology St. Petersburg Executive Director Ken Delusionovich declared last week that Vladimir Putin’s use of ‘Nazi Psych Drugs’ is responsible for the invasion of Ukraine as well as the widespread crime, corruption, and crippling inflation inside of Russia.

“Putin’s inflation has made Scientology even more unaffordable than ever to the average Russian,” Delusionovich lamented. “Even the free copies of Dianetics we give away are immediately repurposed for hygienic needs!”

“As Scientology’s Psych watchdog group Citizen’s Commission of Human Rights proved long ago,” Danielovich noted, “Psychiatrists were the men behind Hitler. We still publish a book full of actual facts about this:

One day after revealing Putin’s use of Psych drugs and complaining about inflation, Executive Director Delusionovich had a sudden heart attack which caused him to accidentally fall out of a 15th story window to his death.

“Delusionovich will not be missed as his statistics had been chronically down for years,” announced Elena Ludmilla Cardoneski , the new Executive Director of Scientology St. Petersburg.

Comrade David Miscavige himself praised Elena Ludmilla for her face-ripping public denunciation of Delusionovich which, he observed, “was delivered with full command intention and impinged upon the lazy worker-oriented staff of the St. Petersburg Org!”