Due to the constant and enormous shitstorms which occur daily in the Church of Scientology, David Miscavige is doomed to an eternity of pushing giant rolls of toilet paper uphill each day only to have them roll back downhill at the end of the day.

This is is eternal fate of David Miscavige.

Scientology’s ecclesiastical leader will never be able to push enough toilet paper uphill to handle the enormous and massive volcanic torrents of, uhh, shit that he himself pulled in.

This perpetual and continually self-created Hell-World is the agonized fate of Scientology.