“If Scientologists won’t come to the Orgs, then the Orgs will come to them!” COB defiantly declared, this after RTC missionaires discovered the WHY for the cataclysmic 90% drop in Church attendance by Scientologists.
The false WHY is a Psych virus COB dismissed as a planetary bullbait.
“COB decided early on to pander to the dramatizations of theetie-wheetie Scientologists by spraying down all of the Orgs in Decon-7 on an hourly basis. And yet this created a problem because the hydrogen peroxide in Decon-7 is so aggressive that it has attacked and destroyed the drywall, countertops, e-meters, toilet seats and all of the other surfaces in the Orgs,” said E/D Int Disinfection Ken Delusion.
“But rather than allowing Scientologists to keep serfacking about a virus as an excuse to stay off course and stop coming into the Orgs for sessions, COB has ordered thousands of Mobile Ideal Orgs to fan out across the world.”
“These ‘Orgs on Wheels’ sleep two Sea Org members and are perfectly confined spaces for conducting metered ethics interviews to pull the O/W’s of Scientologists,” said Mr. Delusion. “COB is hellbent on putting Scientologists back on course and in session where they belong.”
“Each Mobile Ideal Org is WiFi equipped so it can run credit cards and do banking from the homes, apartments, barns, hovels, and bridge underpasses where Scientologists have been hiding out,” said Mr. Delusion. “We consider these dilettantes enrolled for the duration of the the universe like the rest of us.”