By way of answering an oft-asked technical question we get in RTC, Dr. Hubbard used Mighty Line® Deluxe Safety Tape – 4″ x 100′, Yellow/Black to exactly tape the way out of the trap. 47,000,000 feet of tape was required. If one stays within the pathway created by the lines of the safety tape they will safely exit the 75,000,000 year old trap; this assuming they can pay the $360,000+ toll to traverse the vast expanse of the trap.
If one steps outside of the lines of the safety tape, say by reading entheta online or forwarding Black PR about COB, they will die a horrible and agonizing death by suffocating on their own vomit. For this reason, we in RTC mark the exactly taped path with warning signs along the way:
Let’s do the math on LRH’s exactly taped path out of the trap. The pathway is very narrow. To be specific, it is three feet wide ( 0.9144 meter) and bounded on either side by yellow and black safety tape. Thus, we divide 47,000,000 million feet by two. By dividing and converting to miles, we find the exactly taped pathway out of the trap is 44,508 miles in length (71,629 meters).
Given the length of the exactly taped path, there is a lot of auditing to do to make it through the engram-laden swamps of the Reactive Mind and the Walls of Fire which comprise the OT Levels. Get to work Scientologist! You have a long way to go to get out of the trap!
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Faith and Money are the two pillars upon which the Church of Scientology is forever established.
Our members have faith and we have their money.
This is true.
As a labyrinthine series of mocked up religious corporations within an equally labyrinthine mocked up MEST universe, the Church of Scientology is as legally tenuous and unaccountable as possible, and yet the Church itself is forever established and eternal in the heavens.
And way up high at the summit of the Bridge, the top leader of the Church must invariably become translucent and disappear with the money in hand into bluebird land; this to vouchsafe the money into safe and imperishable vaults wherein wog authorities cannot intrude to lay hold of and seize said funds.
The true Church can never cease to exist; and so it follows that the true Church can never become financially insolvent. Granted, the Church’s corporate forms will come and go in their turn; and although these forms may go bankrupt on paper, our Special Directors will ensure that their corpus will easily slide and reincarnate into a maze of mocked up new forms.
To always stay one step ahead of wog law is our stable datum.
And so it is that while the Church’s human leaders will come and go in their turn; and although they may be accused of, charged with, or convicted of crimes, this too is all ephemeral and passes away.
What remains imperishable in the heavens are the twin pillars of Faith and Money upon which the Church of Scientology is forever fixed. We have given you a sacred duty and trust to forever hold high and aloft the bright torch of faith; we will help you by forever holding and keeping your money.
We in the Church of Scientology wish Jewish people a happy Rush Havana.
Although we know virtually nothing about Judaism, we in Scientology have been told that Rush Havana is some sort of important Jewish holiday where people sit around and eat and kvetch.
As our free gift to the Jewish people, we invite you to drop by your nearest Scientology Ideal Org to receive a free personality test. This test will tell you why Jews — and all other wogs — are neurotic and have deep-seated personal problems.
The answer is the reactive mind. The good news is that Scientology can erase the reactive mind for as little as $1,250,000 + IAS Status fees.
Scientology Finance Dictator Dr. Werner Von Strudeldorf today announced that the Group Bank of the Church of Scientology would engage in quantitative easing to prevent the utter financial collapse of the Church.
“With the exceptions of a few whales,” said “99.9% of Church parishioners and Sea Org members are broke. Therefore, the Group Bank is pumping in $1,000,000,000 to finance auditing at 0% interest.”
“We have to get butts in seats, err, preclears in session,” emphasized Dr. Von Strudeldorf. “Therefore, the Group Bank is loaning preclears money at 0% interest with 10,000 year repayment terms to continue up their Bridges. ”
“We are basically doing this so that COB RTC David Miscavige’s Ideal Orgs are not 100% empty on a 100% basis, this as they are at the present time.
“More than 5 Scientologists have taken loans since the program began last week,” noted Dr. Von Strudeldorf.
SECRET RTC BRIEFING – DO NOT POST ON THE INTERNET
We in RTC have learned that an evil billionaire is funding Tony Ortega and his new book The Unbreakable Miss Lovely.
Although Fleet Admiral David Miscavige has nothing whatsoever with running the daily affairs of CSI, he recently ran into CO OSA Linda Hamel at the water cooler and suggested to her that it would be splendid if OSA located the anonymous billionaire.
In happier news, Fleet Admiral David Miscavige’s new portrait now proudly hangs in the Exalted Golden IAS Patron’s Pavilion in the Great Hall of Exact Data. This portrait is has been described by important international art critics as having “a pleasing and exceptionally high aesthetic wavelength that communicates fully the nature and essence of Fleet Admiral Miscavige’s singular and Herculean labors whereby, and through the work of his own hands alone as none could equal his endurance, he has wrought 928,754 new Ideal Orgs located at the epicenters of civilizations scattered across nineteen continents in the 15,901 countries of the world.”
” An inky black darkness has descended upon the Flag Land Base,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO INT STAT CRASH INVESTIGATIONS UNIT.
“My initial investigation has revealed that fully 84% of Flag staff members report:
- Masses in the head related to stats
- Black masses clustered to their heads opposing stats
- Harboring secret blow thoughts
- Going into catatonic states at the merest mention stats
- Feelings of being constantly watched by the many hidden cameras at Flag
- Engaging in chronic defeatist natter and making COB wrong
“The bottom line is that the stats at Flag have crashed to new lowest evers, and, given the magnitude of the disaster,” Comrade Dr. Wonderman emphasized, “COB has increased the 20 person Flag World Tour to Los Angeles to 1,154 people. Every Scientologist in Los Angeles will be personally and repeatedly contacted at least fifteen times to be briefed on the vital planetary urgency of coming to Flag immediately for at least two major services or else!”