By way of answering an oft-asked technical question we get in RTC, Dr. Hubbard used Mighty Line® Deluxe Safety Tape – 4″ x 100′, Yellow/Black to exactly tape the way out of […]
LRH’s Exactly Taped Path Out of the Trap
Faith and Money: The Two Pillars of the Church of Scientology
Faith and Money are the two pillars upon which the Church of Scientology is forever established. Our members have faith and we have their money. This is true. As a labyrinthine series […]
Church of Scientology Wishes Jewish People a Happy Rush Havana
We in the Church of Scientology wish Jewish people a happy Rush Havana. Although we know virtually nothing about Judaism, we in Scientology have been told that Rush Havana is some sort […]
Group Bank of the Church of Scientology to Engage in Quantative Easing to Prevent Collapse
Scientology Finance Dictator Dr. Werner Von Strudeldorf today announced that the Group Bank of the Church of Scientology would engage in quantitative easing to prevent the utter financial collapse of the Church. […]
Secret RTC Briefing: Evil Billionaire Funding Tony Ortega
SECRET RTC BRIEFING – DO NOT POST ON THE INTERNET We in RTC have learned that an evil billionaire is funding Tony Ortega and his new book The Unbreakable Miss Lovely. Although […]
Welcome to the Church of Scientology – Indoctrination for New Members
Welcome to the Church of Scientology. You have made a very wise decision to improve yourself through the use of our highly effective spiritual technology. An exciting spiritual adventure awaits. Our copyrighted […]
Massive Stat Crash at Flag Land Base Threatens the Very Survival of Our Planet!
” An inky black darkness has descended upon the Flag Land Base,” declared Comrade Dr. Frank Wonderman, CO INT STAT CRASH INVESTIGATIONS UNIT. “My initial investigation has revealed that fully 84% of […]
The Tech Is Now 100% On-Source For the First Time!
Captain David Miscavige’s Long Awaited Memoirs Now Available from Bridge Publications International
From the book: “Scientologist Tom Cruise trembled as he approached the golden glittering IAS stage to receive the highest medal ever given to anyone in Scientology.” “He was in the presence of […]
Captain Miscavige Turns 55, Has Chinese in Hemet
David Miscavige turned 55 today and had dinner at the China Palace in Hemet with WDC Chairman and his new vice-communicator Holotta Delusion, wife of Church spokesman Ken Delusion. When presented with […]
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