We in RTC were shocked to see what happens when decent R6 implant religions become the victims — as is the Church of Scientology — of criminal Joking & Degrading on the internet.
The story begins when “Kevin” is delivered from being gay.
Please watch :15 – 1:05
Music Man Dre takes Kevin’s deliverance and turns it into musical J&D:
The lessons here:
1. Only the Church of Scientology can make a person ungay. We can “audit the gay away” for as little as $1,000,000.
2. Religion is a serious matter and should not be parodied.
3. If you believe you are gay and want to be ungay, please contact your nearest Scientology Ideal Org for immediate assistance.
4. The Church of Scientology hotline for help: 1-900-UNGAY ME. Scientology registrars are standing by 24/7 to assist those who wish to be ungay.
5. If you are gay and already in the Church of Scientology, please remain as deeply closeted as possible and don’t make waves or create an “Out PR” situation as these things can get messy.
6. While we in the Church of Scientology like to claim we are okay with gays, we actually are not and will never be.
7. COB is not gay.