All monies in the Sea Org Reserves being diverted to the COB Defense Fund.
“Additional emergency funding from the IAS as well as the Lichtenstein Emergency accounts A, B, C, D, and E are also being diverted to the COB Defense Fund,” Church spokesman Ken Delusion noted.
“It just figures,” Delusion remarked. “The ink is not even dry on the GAT II course packs and, sure enough, a Psych nuclear legal rampage against COB RTC David Miscavige breaks loose in a Texas courtroom.”
“This is the largest ever threat in the history of the Scientology religion,” Delusion added, “for if Mr. Miscavige is ordered deposed in that courtroom then the world as we know it will end.
“IAS donations are now mandatory. Every Scientologist must now ‘Go All In” or they will be beaten and declared and then re-beaten and re-declared!”
“For this reason, members of the Finance Police II are fanning out this week to ransack the homes and businesses of every remaining Scientologist to ensure that every last penny they have goes into IAS coffers immediately or else!”