How many body thetans can dance on the head of a pin? is the subject of an upcoming Ecclesiastical Interfaith Conference in Milan hosted by Massimo Introvigne S.P.C.A., the Chief Inquisitor of CESNUR.

“Maximum Body Thetan Density (MBTD) was a subject left unanswered by Dr. L. Ron Hubbard when he causatively dropped his body following three strokes in 1986,” stated Introvigne.

Doctor of Scientology Ken Delusion has argued that over one billion BT’s can cluster within the space of 1.6 x 10^-35 before a Black Hole forms in a human body whereupon that person will be sucked into the Black Hole and disappear forever into another dimension.

“In ancient times before Dr. Hubbard released the OT levels in 1967, this phenomenon was called Spontaneous Human Combustion,” Dr. Delusion noted. “However, Dr. Hubbard allowed us to understand that the sudden combustion of humans is a function of exceeding BT Density, a process which is governed by the Laws of Ghostly Forces.”

“Other theologians have argued that Xenu, the Father of all Cults including the Process Church of the Final Judgment and Amway, can pack an infinity of Body Thetans into a given space using Pain, Drugs, and Hypnosis (PDH). However, this cannot be true,” averred Dr. Delusion, “as there is not an infinite amount of body thetans. Our precise calculations indicate that the upper limit for BT’s in this universe cannot exceed 1 x 10²⁰ at this time.

“This number is so large because the ‘Xenu Event’ is recursive in nature and has occurred every day since the beginning of time somewhere in the universe. Today, for example, our Flag-trained psychics and remote viewers detected a Xenu event in the JADES-GS-z14-0 galaxy.

“Therefore, while the number of BT’s continues to grow each day, that number can never become infinite as BT’s have a half-life of only 1,000 years. After reaching half-life, a BT is effectively neutralized and becomes only a vague memory, if any, on the wholetrack.”

“Any BT claiming to be older than 1,000 years is lying — and no mistake about it: BT’s lie all the time about everything. They are the drama queens of metaphysics!” Dr. Delusion warned Scientologists.

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“Our upcoming Ecclesiastical Interfaith Conference in Milan will wrestle with the deadly serious question of Maximum Body Thetan Density.” Dr. Delusion concluded. “Given the dangerous and violent state of the world in 2025, and it is all caused by angry and hyper-restimulated Body Thetans and the Psychs, this discussion has never been more relevant or important.”

“Conversely, Scientology’s Senior C/S Int Captain Stayta Kleer will show why an OTVIII, who has no body thetans, is impervious to Spontaneous Human Combustion and all of the other terrifying and scary things in life, both seen and unseen, which occur due to the inscrutable operations of the Laws of Ghostly Forces.“