Scientologist Tom Cruise has publicly offered to pay for Rachel Zegler to get Emergency Celebrity Auditing at Scientology’s Flag Land Base in Clearwater, Florida.

“I’ve been where Rachel is at when I jumped the couch on Oprah in 2007,” Cruise said. “My career imploded.

“Things only got worse when I attacked Psychiatry and psychiatric drugs on Matt Lauer’s show,” Cruise added.

Somner Redstone fired me from Paramount and Hollywood thought my career was over.

“But I used L. Ron Hubbard’s specially-designed Emergency Celebrity Auditing Intensive to arrest my downward spiral. I then used the Tech to reverse the downward spiral.”

“I am now back on top of Hollywood. I even saved Hollywood during the pandemic!” Cruise declared.

“Renee Zegler is at the scene of a very bad self-inflicted accident that she pulled in. It is a universal truth that only Scientologists can help at the scene of an accident!”

“I’m ready to help Renee,” Cruise stressed. “Renee is only 23 and, if I can get her into Scientology, she could my fourth wife. So there’s that as an added bonus.”