Target Two is a planet that has remained exactly like America in the 1950’s for over 20 million years.

L. Ron Hubbard and his two wives, Wilhelmina and Magda, are celebrating a snowy Christmas this year with their neighbors Adolph and Eva Hitler who also live on T2.

L. Ron Hubbard enjoys living on Target 2 and says he will never come back to Earth because it is unworthy of his presence.

“I gave the peoples of Earth the gift of Scientology and yet they have not made it the sole planetary religion. The ‘Wogs of Earth’ are ungrateful and deserve the impending Marcab invasion which is staging on the East Coast of America with the drone swarms and whatnot.”