“McDonald’s is a global multibillion dollar and has a clown as a spokesman,” OSA PR Director Ken Delusion noted.
“McDonalds has sold billions and billons of hamburgers and has McOrgs everywhere. It is hard to argue with success and this is why COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has ordered the new face of Scientology to be a happy clown.”
A newly designed test copy of Dianetics featuring Scientology’s Ponzi the Clown is being released in the selected markets of New York, Los Angeles, and Austin.
Categories: Dianetics, Scientology
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McDonald’s and Scientology are a match made in heaven. It has been said that COB RTC Capt’n David ‘Big Mac’ Miscavige hisself has declared that every Sea Org member is a burger flipper in training. Just imagine, if McDonald’s were to adopt a WISE devised McOrg Board, their burger stats would be straight up and vertical and they would be a multitrillion dollar corp. instead of a dilettante-ish multibillion corp.
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Gacy–err–Ponzi is an excellent ambassador for Scientology, and clearly understands quietly disposing of our enemies without sorrow.
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Gacy–err–Ponzi is an excellent ambassador for Scientology, knows how to get bodies in the shop and has a proven track record of quietly disposing of them without sorrow.
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The best clowns to accurately represent Scientology? The ones in the movie “Killer Klowns from Outer Space”.
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I thought that Gacy–err–Ponzi was an excellent representative. He certainly knows how to dispose of bodies quietly and without sorrow.
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