“Forget the City of Angels,” declared the very angry Scientology ecclesiastical leader David Miscavige.

“Los Angeles is now the City of Bigots because its new Mayor Karen Bass is a bigot who bigotedly attacked Scientology during her bigoted campaign — as did her equally bigoted challenger Rick Caruso!”

“The only reason we in Scientology don’t pack up and just leave the City of Bigots and its filth and corruption is because we own so much tax-free real estate and have so infiltrated the LAPD that we can literally get away with murder. Otherwise, we would leave this dump of a town.”