Which do you fear more:

Evil Nazi Republicans ____________

Weakheaded Libturd Dumbocrats ______________

Midterm Elections _______

BT’s _____

Waking Up With Donald Trump Next to You in Your Bed ____________________

Colonoscopies ___________________

David Miscavige ___________________

Other ______ , Please specify ___________________________

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