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Robert E. Lee Statue Taken Down; Replaced by Giant Bust of L. Ron Hubbard

After taking down the racist Civil War era monument of Robert E. Lee, a few Virginians were perplexed to awaken this morning and find it replaced by a giant bust of 1950’s era racist L. Ron Hubbard.

Virginia’s Director of Public Works Ken Delusion denied that any bribes were involved. “The bust of L. Ron Hubbard was put on the pedestal due to popular demand of the 22 million Scientologists who live in Virginia,” Delusion stated.

“The new monument also features a large-screen which broadcasts the speeches of Scientology leader David Miscavige 24/7/365 so that all Virginians may be comforted by COB’s virtual presence at all times.”

Ken Delusion said that while he is a Scientologist he is also a Christian. “Scientology offers people a set of tools designed to help them live better, more able, and more effective lives. For example, Scientology’s tools for living makes me be a better Christian.”

When asked to name his favorite book in the Bible, Delusion paused and replied, “The Gospel of Ron.” When it was pointed out that there is no Gospel of Ron in the Bible, Delusion emphatically declared that there is a Gospel of Ron in his Scientology King Dave bible.

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  1. Other books of the Scientology King Dave bible:
    The Gospel of Money
    The Gospel of Sea Org Slavery
    The Gospel of Disconnection
    Your best friends: cigarettes and scotch
    OT for fun and profit

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  2. Other books of The Potemkin Cult Bible:
    Esleaze-ass-tees
    Ruthless
    Pauper
    John(subtitle: How A Pimp Makes His Money)
    Peter(pecker)
    Exit Fuss
    Pimpicus
    Numbers(made up)
    Douche-o-cology
    Joshingyou
    Smudges
    Kings 47
    Necrophilia
    Palms(all of your cash)
    Knob-herds
    Bong of Bongs
    Lamentations(of a Psychopath)
    Hoes, Say You!
    A-hoes
    Onaniah
    Merc Ya
    Knob-hum
    Have-puke
    Zoom-all-day-you
    Haggard
    Make-you-die

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  3. New Excrement:
    Rat-you
    Mark(everyone except Ronnie and Davie)
    Puke
    Axed
    Fauxmens
    1 Corrupted Ends
    2 Corrupted Ends
    Galaxians
    Egregious
    Flippant Trends
    Colostomy Ends
    Thugalonians
    1 Agony
    2 Agony
    Titmouse
    Philanderer
    Hubbites
    Jammers
    1 Pecker
    2 Pecker
    Rude
    Desolation

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