David Miscavige was arrested today by the FBI in a predawn raid on his secret compound in Texarkana, Texas. Miscavige, 61, was charged with 11,822 assorted felonies and an additional 18,628 misdemeanors.
At the same time, the US Government dissolved and discorporated the Church of Scientology.
As the assets of a dissolved 501(c)(3) religious organization can only be turned over to another 501(c)(3) religious organization, all of Scientology’s assets were given to the Nation of Islam, a non-criminal organization which practices Scientology.
When informed of Mr. Miscavige’s arrest, Minister Louis Farrakhan chuckled and mentioned that had Miscavige ever actually bothered to read and study Mr. Hubbard’s books, he would have understood such things as the third party rule. Farrakhan further noted that Mr. Miscavige, “Never understood how to properly run a highly effective GO program.”
Mr. Farrakhan added that his first official act as leader of the new $3 billion Church of IslamoScientology was to declare David Miscavige a Suppressive Person for all of eternity.