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David Miscavige Arrested. Church of Scientology Dissolved and Disincorporated.
David Miscavige was arrested today by the FBI in a predawn raid on his secret compound in Texarkana, Texas. Miscavige, 61, was charged with 11,822 assorted felonies and an additional 18,628 misdemeanors. […]
Aryan Brotherhood Adopts Scientology as a Way to Handle Engrams and Past Trauma
Encouraged by the ways in which Scientology has helped Nation of Islam members become better Muslims, the Aryan Brotherhood today announced that its members have begun Dianetics and Scientology courses in the […]
Why L. Ron Hubbard Was Not Able to Predict the Internet
Wog haters often taunt we in Scientology because our Founder “Ron” (his Earth name) was unable to foresee or predict the internet and the damage it would do to Scientology. Now […]
After Conquering the Nation of Islam, Scientology leader David Miscavige Sets His Sights on Costco
Having conquered the Nation of Islam, Scientology ecclesiastical leader now wants all Costco shoppers to become Scientologists. Therefore, a special $2,500 Dianetics Starter Kit — which includes a pair of binoculars to […]
The Rev. Dr. David Miscavige: Off Source is the new On Source!
Speaking today from the set of Nation of Islam Scientology Education (NOISE), at the SMP studios the Reverend Doctor David Miscavige declared, “Off Source is the new On Source!” Explained the Rev. […]
COB RTC David Miscavige Announces Dianetics II OT Edition
“Even after COB personally and extensively edited and corrected the manifold errors, mistakes, and problems in Dianetics, the 1950 book remains unreadable, ponderous, and unbelievable in every way,” declared Church spokesman Ken […]
Church of Scientology Announces Project Ouija Board!
COB RTC David Miscavige today announced that the Church of Scientology had obtained exclusive global rights for the Ouija Board from Parker Brothers. “COB is convinced,” said Church spokesman Ken Delusion,” that […]
Nation of Islam Scientologists Warn: Beware of the So-Called Jew!
COB RTC David Miscavige is pleased to promote the anti-Semitic musical stylings of his fellow Scientologists in the Nation of Islam. This song is well worth the listen to as it shows […]
Scientologist Louis Farrakhan: Satanic Jews Are to Blame!
We in the Church of Scientology wish to publicly acknowledge Scientologist Louis Farrakhan for pointing out that the “Satanic Jews” who control the banks and everything else are the reason for all […]
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