“COB RTC Mr. David Miscavige has not been able to hold one of his large Nuremberg rallies all year,” said Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion.
“COB craves the applause and the hundreds of standing ovations these events give him. He feeds off the applause and adulation. He needs applause.”
“COB became shaky and jittery earlier this year when the applause ended. He began watching his past events to drink in the applause, but it just wasn’t the same as live applause.”
“2020 has been a bad year for narcissists,” Delusion emphasized. “No big events means no live applause. And this is why David Miscavige went into grueling applause withdrawal earlier this week and had to be confined to a special Hollywood facility that treats applause addiction and applause withdrawal.”
“Called Applauseanon,” this Scientology program uses ample quantities of alcohol and pills to sate the pain of wounded narcissism. Tears, rage, and uncontrolled sobbing are encouraged. The narcissists are assured that the world is not ending, that they are loved, and that the applause will return very soon.”