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The Great Global Flood Is Coming! Only the Scientology Ark Can Save You!


The forces of Psychiatric Suppression have conspired to create global warming. The oceans are rising and a great global flood will soon destroy everyone.

Everyone that is except those aboard the Scientology Ark!

Berthing is limited to 1,000 First Class cabins. $100,000,000 each.

Only the able need apply.

Please telex to the Scientology Ark Services Office (SASO) in Belgrade for details.