“COB Pompous Ass cologne is redolent of snobbery and elitism and yet has whimsical undertones of desperation, lies, and impending doom.” — Perfume & Colognes Weekly
“It smells like ass.” Ricardo Flavio, Colognes of Bologna
“I love it! The scents of aggression, delusion, and inherent self-superiority make it the perfect cologne for obnoxious cultists. Well done COB!” — Damian Bichoff, OT VIII.
“COB the cologne has the strong odor of money obtained by fraud, threat, and duress. The scent reminds me of a mink in distress when the animal exudes that horrible urine-like stench.” — Wanda Jacobs-Puddingstone, London Scent Designs Ltd.
“It’s not like any other cologne… it has the smell of KSW and a strong help flow. This is the cologne that Scientologists should wear to the scene of an accident.” Tom Cruise
“Pompous Ass has a ‘lift the tail of a cow on a warm summer day and smell’ foulness that slams the nostrils and the eyes like a freight train and leaves one gasping for breath. COB is both dreadful and terrifying. What were they thinking? ” — Maggie Percy, Scents of Life Pty.
“Pompous Ass is the pungent cologne hustlers like me wear to mask the smell of bullshit.” — Grant Cardone
“COB Pompous Ass cologne compared very favorably in blind studies with Sex Panther cologne.” — Dr. Juan Diego San Kool de Menthol, Doctor of Cologneology, University of Milan