Confidential: Draft of Freedom Magazine press release — Show only to parishioners in closed-door bonded briefings at Orgs. Bond is $150,000 on this one!
We in RTC have learned that a police officer on the payroll of Big Pharma planted a piece of ordinary PVC pipe in a PI’s car. The police officer called the piece of PVC a silencer. The PI went along with it because he had been sent in by HBO. The fix was in against COB and the Church: The PVC pipe was just more government copier paper.
The real criminal we are looking for is the plant in Scientology organizations who approved hiring the dirty PI. OSA was sec checked all last night in a search for those who have hidden intentions to destroy COB and harm Scientology organizations.
In what should have been the unlamented death of Going Clear, the L.A. Times suddenly prints an old story about what? A man who had a piece PVC pipe in his car? Since when did a plastic pipe used for garden sprinklers become a “silencer”? This happened in the desperate and overheated mind of HBO.
HBO is “giving away” a free weekend of viewing because they can’t sell their terrible programming. On the other hand, Scientology can barely keep up with the demand as millions of people flood our Ideal Orgs on seventeen continents and 15,901 countries. Scientology is being credited for bringing peace to the Middle East and solving the global drug problem with Narconon, the only safe drug treatment program.
Finally, as if our 46,700x straight up and vertical expansion weren’t enough, Flag has now 2000x more Theta!