When Cult Leaders argue on Christmas Day, bad things can and do happen!

The tiny terror midget David Miscavige of Scientology infamy hurled his meat body at Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Herff Applewhite during a Christmas Day argument on FoxNews over whose cult is worse.

Miscavige pummeled Applewhite and beat him bloody.

Applewhite is still hospitalized. The Heaven’s Gate leader told us from his hospital bed, “After I had myself castrated in Guatemala in 1988, I became soft and weak and could not get an erection.

“Conversely, that rodent David Miscavige consumes vast quantities of steroids, Viagra, adrenochrome, and receives regular blood transplants donated to him by Tom Cruise.

“I had no chance against this Hubbard-created monster!” Applewhite complained.

No charges were filed after the Prosecutor’s Office in NYC ruled this to be a religious beating and therefore protected by the First Amendment.