Scientology Security Minister Mr. Dag Diego today confirmed that safety fences have been erected around all Scientology Orgs. “This has been done to protect Scientologists,” said Commander Diego.
“Scientology can ill afford to allow marauding wogs to step foot on our property. Further, we cannot allow Scientologists to escape when our scriptures clearly require them to route out of Scientology per policy.”
Asked why so much razor wire was required on the safety fences, Commander Diego replied, “The Founder noted that the universe is based upon enormous quantity. Therefore we decided we need an enormous quantity of razor wire in order to comply with the Founder’s wisdom.”