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J.R. “Bob” Dobbs to take over as Pope of Scientology effective immediately as David Miscavige flees to Bulgravia!

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J. R. “Bob” Dobbs has been selected to take over as the Pope of Scientology following David Miscavige’s sudden and unexplained departure to Bulgravia.

Dobbs said his immediate plans were for Scientology were top secret.

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  1. The Rev Dobbs proved to be a popular choice with Scientologists because of his first DCO PL: ” Eternal Salvation — Or TRIPLE your money back!”

    Never before has the Church such an inducement.and membership soon rocketed!

    Andrew

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