I keep a giant Coke vending machine in my bedroom. Per contract, I must keep this vending machine stocked at all times.There is Coke, Diet Coke, Mountain Dew, Sprite, and other popular flavors.
I cannot get out of the contract for the Coke vending machine because my fellow OT Steve Strange — the same fellow who sold me 900 sets of the Basics and assured me I could resell them for an enormous profit — will not let me out of the contract.
I really thought I would be able to place the Coke vending machine at my local mall and make $100,000+ per year. But then I discovered after I signed the contract that Steve Strange had lied to me: The local mall is private property and not public property. I cannot sue Steve Strange and must instead submit to an expensive WISE arbitration that is far more expensive than the five year contract for the machine.
I have tried repeatedly to place my Coke vending machine elsewhere but nobody here in Clearwater wants it. There are already too many Coke machines here. Because my garage and living room are filled with sets of the Basics, the only remaining room I had for the Coke machine was my bedroom. I drink plenty of soft drinks these days in order to keep up with the contract. If you will buy a set of the Basics from me I will give you one free month’s worth of soft drinks.
My problem is that there is a ghost in my Coke machine that does annoying things. The ghost leaves marks on the glass and howls at night when I am trying to sleep — and it is already hard to sleep because the light from the Coke machine is excessively bright.
What can I do?